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What's if about? Well, our hero Nicky was just your typical 30-year old guy from Brooklyn, whose life was going nowhere fast, and that's exactly the way he liked it. Getting high every chance he could, working as a security guard in a bargain store where he didn't have to catch shoplifters 'cause all the thieves were either family or friends, plus having the true love of a schizophrenic alcoholic girlfriend named Mad Dog, whose only burning desire was to blow up his car with him in it, I mean, who could ask for more? Right?
Sadly, all good things come to an end, for after an acid trip gone horribly wrong at a friend’s wedding (isn’t that always the way?), Nicky wakes to find himself on a plane bound for Japan with a couple of Mafia guys on a secret mission to retrieve French impressionist masterpieces thought to have been lost in a World War 2 bombing raid. Only problem, a lot of other people also know about their secret mission, including blood thirsty Yakuza dressed in tastefully matching Hawaiian shirts, crazed Buddhist monks who like to build theme parks from Hell, the North Koreans (you gotta have the North Koreans), plus a whacked out army of Japanese right-wing fanatics, all of whom by coincidence also want the paintings. Crazy, huh?
And the only thing Nicky has going for himself to survive this oncoming tsunami of a blood bath, besides a snazzy wash-and-wear security guard uniform, is an LSD hallucination named the Holy Mother Bay City Roller (she looks a lot like Joan Jett, totally hot) and a magical Japanese being called Kitsune-san who’s a shape shifter and breathes fire, and, by the way, has big ears like Bugs Bunny.
So, get ready for the adventure of a life time, and tomorrow start reading THE GOLDEN FLOWERS OF GAADO-MAN! Welcome to Japan, pilgrim!
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